What do you call a filter with a big bottom end?

[Carl Kolchak]

O.K. these two are so old I'll probably get banned for reviving them:




How can you tell if the stage is level?

The dribble runs out both sides of the drummers mouth!




What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the song in to the drum machine once!

[miek07]

Q. How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The guitarist will do it, I don't do lights, just sound

[pidge]

how do you tell if a drummer is knocking on your door???....

the knocking keeps getting faster...






how do you tell if a guitar player is knocking on your door???....

the knocking keeps getting louder...

[Stig Eliassen]

How can you get that intricate bassline played correctly?

Let the bass player change the lightbulb so the keyboardist can play it with his left hand.

[ejwells]

Q: how long does it take to tune a 12 string guitar?
A: no one's found out yet

[ondruspat]

Traveling through the jungle the explorer and his porters froze when they heard ominous drumming in the distance.

The lead porter came to the explorer and said “We must go the other way, but we are safe for now!!”
“But what of that drumming??...”
“The drums are a warning but as long as they play we are safe. We must be far away before the drumming ends.”
”Far away?? Why? What happens when the drumming ends???”

“The bass solo…..”

[danander11]

Originally Posted by ejwells

q: How long does it take to tune a 12 string guitar?
A: No one's found out yet

:d:d:d

[albee1952]

Drummer(replying to producer)." whadya mean DYNAMICS? I'm playing as loud as I can......."

I went downtown(notice my town) last nite and forgot my banjo was in the back seat. When I came back to the car 4 hours later, the window was smashed and there were 5 more banjos in the back seat!

(okay, I don't actually own a banjo....)

[sunburst79]

Originally Posted by albee1952

Drummer(replying to producer)." whadya mean DYNAMICS? I'm playing as loud as I can......."

I went downtown(notice my town) last nite and forgot my banjo was in the back seat. When I came back to the car 4 hours later, the window was smashed and there were 5 more banjos in the back seat!

(okay, I don't actually own a banjo....)

Optimist defined...A Banjo player with a musicians union card.

[sunburst79]

Originally Posted by albee1952

Drummer(replying to producer)." whadya mean DYNAMICS? I'm playing as loud as I can......."

I went downtown(notice my town) last nite and forgot my banjo was in the back seat. When I came back to the car 4 hours later, the window was smashed and there were 5 more banjos in the back seat!

(okay, I don't actually own a banjo....)

Musicians Friend has 6 string Banjos on clearance for 149.00.....And you are in Nashville.

Might be easier to grab a Banjo player from the homeless shelter.