Forgive Me Father PC, For I Have Sinned!

[August Heat]

It all started when I wanted to upgrade my PC to the latest and greatest. After all, I love my Sonic Foundry software and XP PTLE system. On at least three separate occasions, I almost pulled the trigger on a screaming new Athlon 3.2 workhorse. But each time, a voice inside kept saying, "Wait, my son. It is time for you to become new. Put behind you, your sin and evil ways. Cross over from the dark side and join the Mac living. Do it, before it is too late."

Walking into the Apple Store last night was a life changing experience! They treated me with sensitivity. After all, I was a lost soul. Then came the moment when the salesperson told me it was time to make a choice for my future; a choice for life. "Don't get left behind," he said. I then realized that I could no longer go on living like this. I was ashamed! It was time to "let go," and "let Mac."

I am now proud to say that I have been saved forever, by a 17" 1.33 GHz PowerBook. I have sold all my recently upgraded Sonic Foundry software, and I am relegating my PC to the lower level for my children. They must learn for themselves, the lessons I have learned. For me, I am clean and pure, once again. Life is good! And besides, now I get to hang out with all the really cool guys!

Craig

[spicyitaliano]

Yeah...uh Macs are cool.

But Son, you are sick!!

[antiphase]

hahaha............what are you talking about......we are the dark side bbbbhhhuurrrrraahahahhahahahha. Welcome to the world of less bs and more options!

[mindnoise]

Hallelujah!