[moosemaster]

So ok, this friend of mine was laying up kicks, and had this kick with a sinewave boom down underneath it, happens all the time right? Nothing too heavy, everybody does it.
Then this friend plays the kicks together, and it sounds all phazy so his friend who was there also, takes charge - zooms in, and lines them up better.
It still sounds bad. They look at the waves close up. Boom was a good deal lower in freqency. They muddled on as best they could. They knew many before them, themselves included, had laid up multi kicks, and it was good.
Where were they going wrong?
The knew little of phase, and they were alone, cold, and mocked by the elusive seraphim of phatness.

Ok it was me. Duh.