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Old 11-26-2014, 10:33 AM
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I heard another one....here goes, and your welcome..

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course, I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and to send you kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied: "Yes. 'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million dollars, but 'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a future congressman or Govenor.
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Old 11-26-2014, 08:45 PM
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Old 11-27-2014, 03:33 PM
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Holy original strangers. Just to top it off, Allan Hallada pm'd me the other day.

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Seems timely to pop my head thru the door and say hello then

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Hello to you Sir !
Wonder who else might crawl out ?
Maybe it's time for a reunion of elders
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Old 01-13-2015, 11:35 AM
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Have Guinness, will travel...
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Hello, Andrew - Happy New Year!
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Old 01-22-2015, 06:18 AM
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Same to you Bruce
Looks as we should reopen the place...seeing that they completely revitalized the neighborhood .
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Old 01-22-2015, 07:01 AM
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Yeah, the gentrification programme seems to have gone well...

How about I paint a new sign up front and clean up the place and you work up a new menu?

How goes life up in Kanuckistan?

I'm living in the US of A nowadays, Boulder CO to be more precise, been here since September 2013.

Upgraded to PT11 a few weeks back as my old gear was past it's sell by date, coming back to recording/playing after a break. Need to work on my chops and print the keyboard shortcuts cos boy am I rusty!

Have a few issues to work out, not sure if my ageing Apogee MiniMe and MiniDAC are PT11 compatible, am trying to avoid strangling my credit card and buying a new interface...

You still working in the barn?

How's the cooking?

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