I'm so good at Pro Tools

[Greg Malcangi]

I'm so good at ProTools that I can finish a mix before PT can scan for an iLok.

I'm so good at ProTools I overloaded the NSA with metadata.

I'm so good at ProTools because I've got a 64bit SM57.

I'm so good at ProTools that I can make a commercial CD with exactly 0dB of dynamic range.

I'm so good at ProTools that AVID's share price went up.

I'm so good at ProTools that I can externally clock my ADC from a sun dial.

I'm so good at ProTools that I can make a D-Verb sound like a Bricasti. (The beauty of this one is that you could switch the positions of "D-Verb" and "Bricasti" in that sentence and it would work just as well in a thread called "I'm so bad at ProTools").

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[BobbyDazzler]

I'm so good at ProTools I recreated "Stairway to Heaven" using 1band EQ on 24 tracks of dither!

[moonmusic]

That I've never upgraded beyond version 1 because I can still get the same results compared to a maxed system of today.....It's all in the technique....moon

[YYR123]

I am so good at ProTools ADC called and said they were sorry for messing with my tracks

[Jakay]

I'm so good at Pro Tools that when I solo a track the birds outside stop singing.

I'm so good at Pro Tools that every day I open a session, the track clips automatically colour coordinate themselves with what I'm wearing.

I'm so good at Pro Tools that "my mind" shows up on the list of MIDI controllers.





Sundial and Stairway dither got a lol.